Awu, akabukeki njengeMormon, muhle kakhulu futhi uzilungise kahle. Kodwa amantombazane amahuka mahle ngempela. Ngesizathu esithile ngangiyithanda kakhulu emnyama kakhulu, nakuba ibukeka njenge-simpleton, futhi ikhuluphele ngokweqile, ngokuphambene nokubukeka okufana nemodeli ye-blonde. Kodwa ungumuntu wasekhaya. Babengazwana nalowoMomoni. Yebo, futhi uyamunca ekugcineni. Omunye uMormon, owayehlezi esihlalweni eshaya indlwabu sonke isikhathi, esikhundleni sokuhlanganyela, wayehlekisa.
Yeka umuzwa oqale ngawo le phathi ye-bachelorette, ulwandle lwesisa. Ngiyabona akubhora emaphathini e-bachelorette, futhi akekho ozihlupha ngokudlala imidlalo yabesifazane abathandana nabanye. Isixuku esinjalo siyokhotha noma iyiphi intombazane, futhi asiyidingi indoda.
Uwubiza ngokuthi umsebenzi wokushaya? Lowo umsebenzi omubi kunayo yonke engake ngawubona! Yuck!